I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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