Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
They should really pass out barf bags in church
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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