question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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