If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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