im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
In America we eat man semen.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
