I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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