Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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