Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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