Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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