He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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