dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
