I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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