you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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