just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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