I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
