I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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