I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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