windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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