i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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