He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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