Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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