i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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