She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
