we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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