god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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