She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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