i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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