Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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