made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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