is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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