Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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