Nicole vs. Life
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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