did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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