I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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