Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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