I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
