I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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