I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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