i think i have herpe
just one?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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