i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
how does that bad decision feel?
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