LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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