this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
