Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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