I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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