We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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