So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I have post one night stand depression
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