I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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