We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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