i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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