White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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